MARCH 2025 FORM GUIDE PRESENTED BY JOZBET

Two months in the books and at no shock to anyone Dana White shows he does not care for the product he puts in front of an international crowd as long as he fills his pockets.

Bisping Right Eye, Shara Right Eye and My Balls Was Hot have both wasted no time to make their impact on the competition, both have got themselves right into contention.

Some big swings with Dangerous Rangerous blowing up his season with Tatiana Suarez failing to get it done. Just Bleed and Dropkick Murphys going undefeated for the month and the major one the current champion Don Bones Jones having his captain vacate the belt.

March Odds:

Bisping Right Eye, Shara Right Eye $4.00

My Balls Was Hot $5.5

Dagestani Smesh Bros $6

Just Bleed $6

The Last Bender $7

The Bustanutters $7

Don Bones Jones $9

Dropkick Murphys $12

Dana Whites Supremacists $14

Aussie Bottom Team $16

Dangerous Rangerous $20

UFC 313

Pay Per View this week and last years Alex Pereira Fighter of the Year winner steps out of the block against who many pundits think could be the best chance to beat him in the division. We miss out on getting to see two brain damaged, lunatics go to war as Hooker pulled out of the Gaethje fight.

$1.85 Pereira (TLB) V Ankalaev (DWS) $1.96

Two managers who’ve been patiently waiting for their big names to fight this year. Should be a close match up, will Periera’s wrestling finally get tested? Or is he going to sleep another victim and stake his claim for FOTY again?

$2.05 Lemos (ABT) V Lucindo (DKM) $1.78

Two teams trying to stack some wins to get their seasons moving, don’t expect it to be exciting but a decision win and climbing in ranks in these divisions is all you can ask for.

$2.55 Tsuruya V Van (BRESRA) $1.53

BRESRA need to keep the momentum going as it’s tough to go start to finish in the lead. A favourite in this fight in what should be pretty entertaining.

$1.28 Blaydes (DR) V Kuniev $3.75

A good use of free agency for Dangerous Rangerous who is looking to come back from some tough results in the last month, should win and hopefully see a bonus here.

UFC Fight Night: Vettori V Dolidze 2

Get some brownie points by catching up with the in-laws, take some overtime at work or go see a game of football on Sunday, do anything except watch this card.

Cortes-Acosta (TLB) V Spann

Not much to say about this one, Cortes-Acosta famously wrestled Despaigne for 3 rounds last year for the easiest win of all time. Won’t be watching, all the best to TLB.

UFC Fight Night: Edwards V Brady

Pretty good card over in London, main event should be decent. Will have to once again be up early to watch or just information lockout and watch whenever you please.

Edwards (DWS) V Brady

Glad JDM got put in the title fight, now leaves DWS with a guilt free support of his man Rocky. Will be a good main event.

Blachowicz V Ulberg (TBN)

Blachowicz only has to picture Bryce Mitchell’s head on Ulberg to win. Ulberg on the other hand is a win or two away from a title shot. They’ve given him a favourable match up to get there.

Parkin (BRESRE) V Tybura

Parkin looking to continue some hot form in a diabolical division that is easy to climb the ranks in.

UFC Mexico City: Moreno V Erceg

Deputy Commissioner will be at the Great Northern for this one. Looking forward to what is usually a wild night of finishes.

Moreno (MBWH) V Erceg

Interesting fight, Erceg on a skid and looks to steady, has fought the two current best guys in the division in his last two. Moreno a veteran who can wind back the clock for the win, looked unbelievable in his last fight.

Gastelum V Pyfer (DBJ)

The man with the belt around his waist hasn’t had a lot of action so far, he gets a good spot here with the UFC looking to put Pyfer over. Should win.

Wishing everyone a good March and some good results for their fantasy teams. Will check back in and look ahead to the rebirth of Alex Volkanovski.

Signing off, Deputy Commissioner, Joel Murphy.