2026 Season
| # | Team | Points | Record | Win % |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The BustanuttersLeader | 191 | 4–5 | 44.4% |
| 2 | Bisping Right Eye, Shara Right Eye | 171 | 7–6 | 53.8% |
| 3 | The Pussy Pounders | 170 | 7–5 | 58.3% |
| 4 | Aussie Bottom Team | 170 | 5–5 | 50.0% |
| 5 | Dagestani Smesh Bros | 154 | 7–6 | 53.8% |
| 6 | Don Bones Jones | 146 | 7–6 | 53.8% |
| 7 | The Last Bender | 142 | 7–4 | 63.6% |
| 8 | The Dropkick Murphys | 140 | 7–5 | 58.3% |
| 9 | Just Bleed | 138 | 12–3 | 80.0% |
| 10 | My Balls Was Hot | 131 | 7–5 | 58.3% |
| 11 | Proper 12 Inches | 122 | 5–3 | 62.5% |
| 12 | You Had Me At Guillotine | 84 | 4–2 | 66.7% |