2026 Season
| # | Team | Points | Record | Win % |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Dropkick MurphysLeader | 250 | 12–9 | 57.1% |
| 2 | The Pussy Pounders | 245 | 11–7 | 61.1% |
| 3 | Bisping Right Eye, Shara Right Eye | 212 | 10–9 | 52.6% |
| 4 | The Bustanutters | 212 | 5–9 | 35.7% |
| 5 | Just Bleed | 206 | 17–5 | 77.3% |
| 6 | Don Bones Jones | 200 | 11–9 | 55.0% |
| 7 | My Balls Was Hot | 197 | 12–7 | 63.2% |
| 8 | Dagestani Smesh Bros | 195 | 12–8 | 60.0% |
| 9 | Aussie Bottom Team | 190 | 7–7 | 50.0% |
| 10 | Proper 12 Inches | 157 | 8–7 | 53.3% |
| 11 | The Last Bender | 149 | 8–4 | 66.7% |
| 12 | You Had Me At Guillotine | 135 | 8–5 | 61.5% |